How much wood could a wood chuck chuck? I mean, assuming that they can chuck wood in the first place, and assuming also that the wood chuck in question would want to chuck it, and that we would care to know what exactly "chucking" is.

That's far too many ass-you-mes, so I think I'll just derail this train of thought right now and kill all of the passengers in a rather bloody conflagration. Doom, you know.