Ooh, hey, has anyone else seen those GI Joe movie commercials?
Yeah, you have?
Okay, so did anybody else see them and go "Whoa, cool."?
...Oh, shut up. I know I'm a dork, dammit.

Okay, who wants to go to the movies with me to see Blade II? Come on, there's gotta be somebody who can put up with my squeakiness- I gotta see that movie! (I have *dork* tattooed across my forehead, did you know?)