Open a box and find...

A foil-wrapped object, approximately the size of a hamburger. Unwrapped, it is indeed a burger, with the only difference being a slight discoloration of the meat. The word "Dodoburger" is repeatedly printed along the inside surface of the wrapper.

Odd socks.

Hundreds and hundreds of the little plastic capsules that are used to contain the toys, stickers, and trinkets dispensed by vending machines. Each capsule contains a "lick and press" kiddie tattoo of a barcode, with instructions for placing on the palm or forehead. Each bar code is unique, and the tattoos are permanent

A M-16, embedded up to the stock in concrete. Whoever removes it will win the next presidential election (by write-in if necessary) and enjoy tremendous popular support. His closest advisor will betray him.

The pop-up version of the Necronomicon.

A sheaf of regular office paper. Carefully printed in the center of both sides of each sheet is "See Other Side."

*giggle* This is going to amuse me for a few hours, at least...