Jambalaya IS
a tasty combination of rice and various other odds and ends, namely andoulle sausage, shrimp, crawfish, onions, peppers, and a great deal of tabasco. Typically found in Louisiana or, if you aren't that lucky, Boudreaux's in Blacksburg. If you still aren't that lucky, I don't know how to help you.

Jambalaya IS NOT
fried rice with peanut butter and an egg, topped with soy sauce. NOT. Bad brother. Very BAD.
*gagging*