On the first day of school, my teacher gave to me
An eraser shaped like a tree
On the second day of school, my teacher gave to me
2 pencils
and an eraser shaped like a tree
On the third day of school, my teacher gave to me
3 notebooks
2 pencils
and an eraser shaped like a tree
On the fourth day of school, my teacher gave to me
4 assignements
3 notebooks
2 pencils
and an eraser shaped like a tree
On the fifth day of school my teacher gave to me
5 BINDER CLIPS
4 assignments
3 notebooks
2 pencils
and an eraser shaped like a tree!

...heh. I wrote the original version of that in fifth grade, I think...with the help of some other kids in my reading class. It seemed appropriate. *shrug* As the days go on, they get really, really stupid, too...which is why I've stopped at five. (that, and I don't feel like remembering any more of it. ^_^)