"So, did you hear about the study that says that it's okay for cousins to marry? There's nothing genetically risky about it- and that's a good thing for all of us from Louisiana, 'cuz we're all inbred down there. I guess that's no excuse anymore- must be something in the water. Hey, but I've had crushes on some of my cousins for the longest time- I think I'll give 'em a call..."

Er...thankfully, that was not one of my relatives. (Although it is true that some of my cousins are pretty hot...but dammit, they're all so annoying! And weird. And, in most cases, frightening.)