"Hm, life changing experience...Well, I used to be a fundamentalist."
"And then what happened?"
"See, that man, you know, Mr Bush? They made him president and I lost my faith in god. Now I'm an atheist."

"Teeming masses of sexually frustrated and represssed teenagers, unite!"
*watches teeming masses unite*
"Eeew, that's gonna take forever to get out of the carpet..."