I realize now that the naked laundry comment down there probably seems mildly perverted and vaguely wrong, especially when you consider the fact that I was talking to my brother at the time...but he started it. "Naked people have no influence in the world. And when you have no influence, nothing you do matters to other people. Ergo, other people's opinions just don't matter." This only works when you're naked, apparently. Maybe I should try it?
Whaaaat?