"I'm gonna eat seafood tonight- I figure I'm close enough to the shore that it should be fresh and I won't get food poisoning. I've got that really important interview tomorrow, and food poisoning would suck."

Y'know what? He got food poisoning. He got really bad food poisoning. Oh, the irony. (Should I be sympathetic or should I laugh and say 'I told you so'? I already laughed rather loudly when I found his wallet after he cancelled all his credit cards and got a new driver's liscence...so I suppose now I should be sympathetic. The thing with the wallet was funny, though...) Cross your fingers that he gets the job, though, 'kay? Hippity hoppity hope...