"You're clever enough to ferment meat without the use of oxygen, ya know, and your hands do the work of 10,000 highly trained lesbian jumping beans."

*blink* ... *sniff*
Wow. I think those're two of the best compliments I've ever gotten. This is why, even though I complain about them constantly and at times claim to despise each and every one of them , I really do love my friends. Because damn, that's creative. Lesbian jumping beans?

Bwa! I shall ferment you, even though there be no oxygen in the room! *fwoosh!* Amazing Sparkle Heart Fermentation Blast!
*coughcough* Uh, yeah. Cheap hotel, shiny laptop, weekend with Kev, cartoon network. We all know what that means, don't we?