Which Alan Rickman Character Are You?

Not a word from any of you. Not one word. *glare*

I suppose you all know how happy and excited I was to find this particular quiz, along with links to a plethora of Alan Rickman fansites...I'm a dork. But damn, I'm keeping that man in a box under my bed. I still don't want to hear any comments from the lot of you, though.