Y'know what? I really, really love NYC. Love it good. Which is exactly why I refuse to wear anything proclaiming that fact.
My logic is not meant to be understood by the rest of you.

"You wanna be left in the city? Because I'll just leave you there if you keep that up."
"Empty threats. I have money and I have my train ticket."
"Do you? Have you checked your pockets recently?"
"..." (this would be me rolling my eyes)
"Oh yeah, what's this?"
"That would be your ticket."
"And then...what's this?"
"That would also be your ticket."
"Shh."