Okay, so maybe I wouldn't make a very good Jesus, but what do y'all think about me as Satan? You know, Vera the Deceiver, Mother of Lies and all that?

...Okay, you're right, I would suck at that. Because I'd give chocolate chip cookies to the damned and what kind of hell has chocolate cookies in it? And I really can't stand lying. It gives me indigestion.

Guess I'm just not cut out for the divine...

(Isn't it amazing how I can blog about something near on a month ago (if not longer) and then return to it as though it were yesterday? Gee, somebody needs a new hobby...)