So, have any of those stupid pop up ads ever...popped up, with the annoying, guady, flashing colors, proudly proclaiming in 64pt arial font

"YOU'RE A LOSER!!!"

I mean, think about it. If all these people are winning cellphones and paid vacations to the Aleutian Islands, doesn't it stand to reason that someone had to lose?

Right, right, I forgot. We're all winners, right? Well, naturally. Except you. Yeah, you over there. You're a loser. The rest of us are winners, though.

(I've got a concert tonight. That should explain it all.)