Oh, whatever happened to my inspiration?

You'll be hearing this a lot from me, I assure you. I came here to write things, and now I can't put a word to the word processor.

It's true, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise; they trick you into coming here.

Bitter? Oh, yes. Yes, indeed.

And it's my own damn fault- just don't blame me, if after this is over I never want to write again.