Although if we're talking golf stories, maybe I should tell about the guy who couldn't hit it very far or very straight, and who wasn't looking when he hit the ball and hit it perfectly; two hundred yards, straight as an arrow, right onto the green, where a guy from the group ahead of him was standing tallying up his score.

Now, to be fair, the flag was up and the guy should have been off the green, but it really wasn't nice of the guy at the tee to hit him in the crotch.

Evidently they really do fall over just like they do in cartoons.