I couldn't help it; it amuses me too much. Now you all know who I really am.

-VERA is a new center for accelerator mass spectrometry (AMS) at the University
of Vienna.
-Vera is versatile - it can be taken as a drink or applied to the skin. (...)
-Vera is a small solo craft of light weight. (vrrrrooom!)
-Vera is a clonal stem cell disorder characterized by excessive
erythrocyte production. (eeew)
-Vera is native to North Africa but now can be found almost worldwide. (Aren't you excited?)
-VERA is being integrated with Synopsys' broad suite of functional verification
products and services to provide the best point tool for testbench automation
-Vera is de regie kwijt. (Oh, yeah, baby.)
-Vera is seeking a smart, flexible, enthusiastic person with excellent people skills. (No, this doesn't mean you.)
-Vera is unique and fascinating - she is definitely one of a kind. (Why yes, thank you.)

Heh. Vera is also Vladimir Nabokov's wife. How coo' is that? Wow, that was amusing.