slightly editted to be somewhat more amusing...

"If you feel like a fish, have the fish. If you feel like a moo cow, have the broil. If you feel like a bird, you're shit out of luck."
"I wonder...could I make some sort of moo-fish-duken?"
"Eeew."
"Fish stuffed cow!"
"Would it go gargle gargle moo, then?"
"Fish don't gargle!"
"If you stuff them in a cow they might!"
"Hmm...But which stomach would I stuff it in?"
"Too much to think about. I'd just eat pie."

"You call bringing portents of DOOM!"
"What kind of doom? Pink and fluffy doom?"
"Doesn't sound very doom like..."
"Scares the shit out of me."