The reason Boffo would do so well as a Gap commercial is because they're all blonde and vaguely Swedish looking, except for the ones with lavender hair or tendencies towards turning into large scavenger birds. And, y'know, the ones with claws and nasty ichor dripping from random appendages.

Eventually, 'twill be updated. No promises are made, though. (I'd love to have it done by the end of January, mind- maybe the Christmas Spirit of Lazy Writers Past will come to me one night and smack me with a chain or something. ...on second thought, that's overly kinky. Guess I'll just have to find the motivation and time on my own. *oi*)