I am a little Russian grandmother in training. When I am as wide as I am short, and have adopted several grandchildren, you will understand. Until then, just take my word for it. *cracks spine* Whew, but it's a relief to have that out of the way.

On an unrelated note, I will destroy the guidance department. There will be destruction. And explosives. *grr* (You see, I've resigned myself to not getting in to college. It's just not happening, though it will be through no fault of my own.)