"I'm sure I could make you do it. I'd just need an alabaster gargoyle and...a tub of crisco. You're lucky I don't have an alabaster gargoyle. Or a tub of crisco, for that matter. I guess I'll just have to use that margarine spread stuff. And that freaky bondage woman thing G gave me. Or I guess I could use that teddy-bear Pez dispenser..."
Oh. Dear.