"I see turkey...do you see turkey?"
"...Why turkey?"
"What, didn't you look in the mirror and see a turkey?"
*glare*
"Oh, did I say mirror? I meant fridge."

Look, people, just because I dyed my hair doesn't mean I'm some sort of strange freakish animal hybrid. Honestly, some people! (BTW, my hair is quite shiny, and I don't care what anyone else says. So blaaaahhh!)