As usual, when I am alone in the house, I bake. This time, it was three batches of scones. And then Kristen showed up.

As for the baking, well- I was there, it was there, we were there- these things happen.

THE FURIES: Damnit! We're turning off our cell phones! *sulksulksulk*

"Is batshit the technical term for it?"

We won't even touch the cell phones- just wait for the beep. Keep waiting. That's not it, either.

I'm never making hot chocolate again. The world is thus a safer place because of it.