*drumroll* Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you...
Ralph the Roman Toga-torso! (Nevermind that there isn't a toga in sight...)
Thank you, thank you, I know you're all amazed- any cracks about K-Mart will earn you a thwapping, just so's you know. Stupid Urmeel, being stupid in general- that damn thing was a lot of work. And it got the same grade the sticks and rubber band catapult did, which isn't exactly fair, but I won't complain too loudly. It was fun. *shrug* I know, I put far too much effort into things that just aren't worth it sometimes...