When Fangirls Attack!

"So, which Ray do you like?"
"Well, I swing both Rays, actually..."
- on Due South

"How does he do it? He manages to be personally evil to everyone."
"Time management."
"The real evil superpower!"
"But he's god-like!"
"He's Zeus!"
-On John Glover, in Smallville

"We have a flaming...Buick Riviera. We have a putty sandwich."
"Nose calipers!"
"And we have a very attractive blond man with experimental hair saying "Do not touch my calf or inner thigh.""
- also on Due South