So, apparently in the filler episodes of Naruto, they are bringing back Mizuki.
What the fizzle? Augh. This is the problem with obsessing over an ongoing series- I don't know how people who watch normal tv and fan at it manage. (Every week, Blindsided gets a little bit more AU. It's sort of like California, and the slow, inexorable slide towards Seattle.) I mean, okay, so it's cool that we get to find out what actually happened to Mizuki, but I seriously wanted the bastard to be dead. Not just gone and disappeared from the storyline, but something more along the lines of an ex-parrot, if you know what I mean.
I just like the idea of Naruto being a little bit more like a monster than people (fans) think- and he did wail on the man with about a thousand clones. But it would make more sense if he were dead, anyway; he tried to steal the forbidden scrolls, he broke the law about talking about the kyuubi, he nearly killed Iruka and tried to kill Naruto- you can't tell me a frickin' ninja village doesn't have a death penalty. Someone that treacherous who betrayed not just his comrades but his whole village is just too much of a risk to leave alive- as the latest filler demonstrates.
Not that I'm actually watching it, since I don't follow the anime beyond what they post on chuunin. But still. *whines*
On the other hand, the manga? (Damn you, Kishimoto! You're not supposed to validate my stupid fannon theories about puppets!) SASORI WHY ARE YOU SO AWESOMELY EVIL. WHY. I WANT TO KNOW. (I kind of liked him better when he wasn't twelve, but that just makes him creepier- and creepy = awesome.) Somebody needs to write Sasori crack!fic with puppet smut. Bonus points if either Gaara or Kankurou are somehow involved (because Kankurou makes everything better. *glares at unfinished fic*) (And oh, sweet chrisy, the opportunities for a whole new breed of sandcest- *explodes*) (Hey, the puppets are kind of like zombies...*death by parentheticals!*)
I'm totally making myself a GAARA LIVES t-shirt for Otakon. Because yes, I am that much of a geek. (I'll just work on it inbetween the tadpole plushie, the random Jiraiya accessories, the frelling pimp-coat, and oh, right, my fucking paper. *stabs self until dead from it*)
Also (non sequitur, here I come!) the phrase "Stop flogging the dead Obito" makes me spew pepsi all over my monitor- and I don't even drink pepsi.
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