Aughsomeonestabmenow

Augh, why am I doing this, dear god, why?

Notes for Ophelia app. to Camp Fuck You Die:
(Because yes, every entry will be in some form of poetry. *slays self*)

Sonnet end rhymes:
Bleh. It shouldn't be so difficult to write a bad Shakespearean sonnet. If only my head weren't solely occupied by limericks...

And now I know this is no nunnery;
For surely god would take away our pain,
perhaps provide a submachine gun, or He
could remove those that have gone insane.


Rosemary, that's for thoughts when lying a-bed;
And pansies, I've found, are best for fleeing undead.

...fnk, why isn't there anything that rhymes with zombie? And yes, I avoided the obvious pain/brain rhyme; there are already a number of zombie characters, and I don't want to get rejected on the grounds that they've already accepted Hokuto. Also, Hamlet isn't dead (he's just playing). *slays self three times over until dead from it*