Eating chicken with spicy eggplant right now. Fortune cookie forthcoming. Yes, it's 2 AM. Yes, the funky Chinese eggplant is quite good. Yes, the Chinese food and the Coast Guard were the highlight of my day.

Fortune cookie is stale. As in "oh, wow, so damp I can unfold it and remove the fortune" stale. "Your courage will bring you honor" (in bed). *Giggle*