I couldn't help it. We're reading Orlando.

Come on, tell me that line isn't great. "..,alone in a boat with a biscuit."

And tell me it isn't hilarious that noone really notices that s/he not only is a s/he, but s/he also doesn't die

And everyone else in the book has gender issues too. It's ironic, it is.

But I don't feel like telling you why. ;)